Dunzo With Kristin Stewart

Okay, so here's my problem with Kristin Stewart: I can't stand her. I've never heard of her until Twilight came out and until I had the unfornuate luck to have actually seen it at home while it was on PayPerView. I never got into her hype and cannot see any appeal whatsoever in her. I can't blame her so much for her unredeemable awful performance in Twilight (and subsequent sequels) since the script of the movie was based on a book that shames the publishing world of English literature. In other words, her crap acting is closely related to the crap story of Twilight. Regardless of the source of the film however, Kristin proves herself to pull the worst performance in one single specific scene in a movie that I have ever seen (the hospital scene if you know what I'm talking about). That scene alone made me want to personally knock on her door and punch her Snookie-style and punch whoever casted her in this doomed role in the first place.

On top of being a bad (understatement) actress, she has the douchiest personality ever. If she isn't douchey, then she's doing a fine job at making herself sound like a stuck-up little bitch. Her attempt at being indie-rock-I-dont-shower-because-I-listen-to-Bands-that-don't-exist-yet is beyond lame and makes her look more like a bigger poser than Avril Lavigne ever was.

EXHIBIT A:

Look! It's Kristin Stewart in her usual alternative-indie-poser attire: jeans, vintage printed t-shirt, dirty hoodie, sneakers and greasy hair. I wouldn't say anything about the outfit has she NOT been at the WORLD PREMIERE of her new movie The Runaways at the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL. Look, I don't judge that you wear jeans and hoodies (I also enjoy my jeans and hoody days), but you're at the Sundance Film Festival; one of the highest regarded film festivals in the World after The Cannes, can you at least look like you haven't being mingling around with L.A. hobos? It's your own movie premiere for Christ's sake. I understand Kristin doesn't like to get all dolled up like she has to for the Twilight premieres, but jeans and hoody? Really? can you at least replace that overworn hoodie with a blazer, or a nice leather jacket? Maybe wash your hair and look like you've seen a bathroom recently?

Why do I care? Because she's making it so easy to judge her; making it easy for me to pick on her personally and have this unmutual beef with her. . I can't stand her little wild child act, and sadly, some people are buying it. Frankly, I'm done with her and her douchiness. I'm officially boycotting all things Kristin Stewart (that shouldn't be too hard).

/end rant.